1: I leveled up. Level 33!
2: I beat Snork for the first time.
3: I got the Bionic Battalion cheevo.
By the way, you might have noticed another post. That other post, with a long title and no substance, was by my friend, which you can call Turtleboy.
After threatening to kill him asking Turtleboy to help out a bit with words here, he agreed to review some apps on the App Store. After all, he's been an author for a few months without doing anything.
I hope his posts are long enough I hope you guys look forward to his posts!